Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
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It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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