Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
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i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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