the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
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I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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