Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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