love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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