i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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