I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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