If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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