Apparently you make a good broom.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
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I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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