I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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