well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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