Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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