please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
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nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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