Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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