She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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