You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Randomize
