Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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