Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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