East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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