everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
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