you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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