i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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