i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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