when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Randomize
