Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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