they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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