You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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