Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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