We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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