i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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