no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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