He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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