sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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