Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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