they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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