What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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