I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
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What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you