I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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