You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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