Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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