I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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