why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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