Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm sobbing to NWA
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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