Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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