I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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