Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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