ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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