nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize