my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
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I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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