I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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