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sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I smell like Dick and happiness
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