so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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