Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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