i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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