Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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